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Definitely know a guy who has torn multiple pairs of jeans getting into his truck.

Let’s not forget ever-present decals in the back window: Blue line flag, “Let’s go Brandon”, Punisher skull, AR-15 silhouette, and Trump 2024. But without the Brodozer and the decals how else would we know how badass these guys are?

I bet that Bluetooth doodad plugged into the cigarette lighter saps half the range.

Ask Jalopnik: I have $12K and want to maximize my range anxiety. What car should I buy?

Did you see the rear door frame? I don’t think that’ll buff out...

Option 2

More like, it will cost you jail time when they report it stolen.

Replacing the manual is a bin to store your disappointment.

Tell me you’re burning oil without telling me you’re burning oil.

No. There are no copy editor's.

An oil pressure gauge is pointless?

Isn’t the new z just another reskin of the same car they’ve been selling for 20 years though? It’s got a new engine, yay, but... it’s just a slightly evolved 370z, which was just a slightly evolved 350z. It’s an attractive reskin I’ll admit.

alluding police”

Quick and very easy NO Dice! He poses it on a muddy driveway(?) around other junky cars for his quickie photos and obviously doesn’t give a shit about things in general, even selling his busted-up ride.

Simplicity in design is not part of a luxury brand like Lexus and opposite of a workhorse Land Cruiser. All those electrical add-ons and fancy finishes don’t hold up to the same level a plain Cruiser can handle. ND.

This very morning, cycling along minding my own business in the bike lane. Stop at a red light. Guy pulls up at the light and shouts “fag”. Nobody else in the car to “impress” - just a weird hatred of people getting some exercise.

1: Do asshole thing and show it for all to see.

Fuck the pepper grinder. I use Penzeys fine table grind pepper and it tastes amazing for months. Unless I’m judicious, guests will say “wow, this is peppery!” The grinder is just pretentious bullshit. And if I get eggs at a diner in the morning, there’s no salt on them. There shouldn't be. I'm tired of this

Not to mention the fact that most of the takes are pretty bad.

I know this is just the way this whole family of sites are going, but I find it a real bummer the increase of headlines/articles to the effect of “this is the only right way” or “you’re doing it wrong”. It seems unnecessarily divisive and more mean-spirited than the culture/style that got me to read the Takeout in the