comedygoldjerry
Comedy Gold Jerry
comedygoldjerry

I'll need to see your white paper on this study.

20 comments, private posting history, the likelihood of this not being a hit and run spammer are incredibly low.

Yeah but not when it's other people.

I can think of worse parts.

humans die, the worst part about life is that it ends eventually.

Joe Blevins, the author of this and many other GJIs of some quality, spent all afternoon on that. He's no O'Neal with the Photoshop lemme tells ya.

I don't trust Urban Dictionary on very much but seeing as ScratStitch is being suspiciously silent on the issue, I have to assume it's right even though it's a really bad name, all the wrong connotations there.

Maybe you'll get that in the finale, I think Buster could be as big or bigger as her ship but we have no good point of reference to make any real assertions.

The outbreak of CancerAIDS also assisted with the downfall.

I didn't question it for a second.

Aw come on! You gotta try at least, go big or go home!

Oh psh, take it as a request to be better at bronying! Everyone needs a goal, there's always room for improvement, reach for the skies and so forth.

Gee, food being juiced isn't actually appetising, who knew? Oh but it's McDonalds so add your own brown, vaguely fecal-looking joke here.

I feel I'm asking something that'll tear my innocence from me like so many Arks of the Covenant but what is clopping and is there a non-disturbing version to be had?

I guess someone needs to besides his publicist.

I'll give you 40 because they're roughly as big as your head, good yardstick but will ding you 20 because boob window, you knew what you were upto.

Teti might be Editor In Chief but O'Neal is the Godhead.

O'Neal does not understand the human concept of "like", he hates everything with equal measure besides his precious hard liquors for which he will burn the earth to ash in order to protect.

No, I'm still here sadly.

"LESBIANS!! Now that I have your attention…"