*2016 writes down Jeff's name in a maybe column*

Second time was the charm it seems.

I'm curious, when's the next dog president election and who are you going door to door for? You can't vote in this human one, you're just a mere dog and you lack opposable thumbs, very key for voting.

It's a common man's burger, it's reliably the same everyplace, also it's been years in a cave, seems sensible almost.

Being rich doesn't earn you taste, this guy of all people being the main example.

Self-loathing for other people's bad intents, it's a weird form of self-flagellation which somehow extends to everyone needing to die for your guilt in a weird absolutist "we're all sinners" sorta way.

Sure I is but are you interesting enough to interview me?

I'm confused by the concept and won't respond to it.

I don't even own a Facebook.

"Hey there, I'm Sard! It's like Bort but real!"

Well sure but at least it's not Smashmouth again.

You're here for the comments like everyone else, the review itself is dispensable and Oliver can be good when he's not phoning it in or pontificating.

It's actually old school knock-off Gatorade.

I can pronounce Griffin in a way I can't pronounce DeLisle, Griffin it is.

Really? Huh, I mean it's definitely coming down from the heady "can't see the forest for the Keebler elves that only Oliver can see living in a tree " reviews of season six anyway.

Ugh, fanservice huh?

The issues with SU episode numbering run deep.

I feel like Oliver is gradually moving towards Nabin grade reviews where the write-up is mostly made up of semi-remembered details. Prince Gumball not Prince Bubblegum and Grey Griffin hasn't had the name DeLisle in four years.

I think that's enough internet for you today, internet.

They're not supposed to be, it's literally Ice King's fanfic, don't expect fully realised storylines.