*heckles loudly from the shadows, gets some laughter*

A good way to die quick should you get caught.

When a cop is watching.

Well sure but let's table that for when we have fewer options that don't involve killing someone.

Hello.

Gotta do something, right?

I know, I was embellishing for effect.

Yeah but now more than 14 people will read it. Also, giving Jay his own thing means paying out, AVC don't roll like that.

If you read it in the tone of a homeless wino with clear mental issues, it fits better.

It's kinda upsetting but until he crashes hard, it'll just keep going like a car with a breezeblock on the accelerator.

If you look back over the Kanye West newswire articles over the last two years, they're all manic episodes.

"He's batshit insane but he makes a lot of money, people listen to him for some reason and nobody's going to tell him no, let's give him a public platform and ride out the crazy"

You're bringing logorrhea back?

It's about as disingenuous as "sorry not sorry" so it's got that going for it.

Is where we mention how if it was a mid-2000s Nokia phone it'd have left a crater but be otherwise intact and functional?

Probably won't unless they're making 90 minute epics.

Of course but there's always been niche streaming services, just that cable operator and traditional networks are trying also to nickel and dime you to death to keep their way of things rolling instead of just saying "hey, our stuff is on Hulu, Netflix and Amazon, just catch it there".

You'd think all the death would have been a strong indicator, everyone saying "fuck 2016", no way you could miss it.

Wrong!! They're actually Vorta.

He's just lamenting that it's basically been kicked into the tall grass by being on their streaming service solely and should be a network show.