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Comedy Gold Jerry
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Small fingers.

I know but at no point does it seem like she has the slightest sense of concern about her mom, it's more an imposition to have her around than because she cares but… eh, maybe the tears were due to the heightened emotional situation but it wasn't for her mother. That death wasn't what pushed her over the edge but it

Indeed, what is funny about an onion? You've given us all something to think about, Friend.

"Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood"

"Watch John Oliver literally EVISCERATE your local 911 service"

If it was an indoor cat, possibly very low maintenance too.

It's what they're paid to do, extrapolate based on personal experience even if they run entirely counter to a character's personality.

Thank you!

That was great, I may have laughed for a bit too long at Selina's ugly crying (like daughter, like mother) but come on, she felt nothing for her mother, nothing! For Selina, what hit her was that she lost the popular vote, she's solely focused on her way to the top and this is a bit of a death bump in itself. Saying

I'm just amazed he had a cat but I guess if Data can, so can Ken.

He's quite adept at linkspam.

Ask Dennis, he'll know why he has to do it.

Yep, it's why everyone curses the year for they have nothing else to curse, just an unthinking concept eating all of what is good.

Less empathy, more trying to hold back the spectre of death futilely though we have no control over the private lives of public figures.

Ah, the Perkins double-dip. Should be a GJI article but ends up in Newswire though containing only 3% of actual news by weight (2% carrot, 95% ash)

Yknow this is where unhealthy obsessions with living forever come from, even if it is for other people.

So is this how it is now? Just saying illness is basically death? We're getting superweird about the frailty of life this year and yeah, hyperbole is the internet's true first language but come on.

"Hey now, I don't make people sick dammit, not a total jerk"
— 2016

You're not her supervisor!

Perkins, Rocky.