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It's not insane to ask $3 million.

(Cribbed from bimmerfest since I didn't want to rewite a good summary.)

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I was talking more about your stated concerns for how others see you through their own prejudices.

Is it plug compatible with my tube e-meter?

I love it too.

By the time that happens my 2-year $365/month only-security-deposits-down lease will have ended, and there is no way I'll be bucking up the insanely inflated residual to keep it.

I do see your point.

I ran into the only X5M I've seen in the wild one Saturday morning last summer while I was in my Z4 35is. At a stoplight.

But I don't have any problem with BMW diesels.

I wouldn't trade for the 1 Series M.

You're an asshole for caring what other people think about you.

I don't know. This guy looks legit.

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If the Vanagon is rocking, my wife is being drilled by some guy named Ricky.

Car buyers love that little guy.

Now they tell her.

The insurance company of choice for these?

Does that make the bulges in M3 hoods Mumps?

There's a scene in Grisham's "Playing for Pizza" very much like #1, but in the book it is a hot Italian lady walking by who gets disgusted with the protagonists pitiful parallel parking attempt and takes the wheel from him.