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Would go great with this.

Well I was happy to see that someone had posted it.

And those slave laborers do such a great job of making them!

1 GB compact flash card - $216.99 + Shipping.

It's just a little fabric—no big deal.

Here are the only tools I need to get drunk.

Find one in every car. You'll see.

Where the fuck do a bunch of TSA jackoffs think that they have the power to interfere with a sitting U.S. Senator heading back to D.C. for a session beginning this afternoon.

Yup.

The Italian Greyhound wouldn't get out of it's doggy bed for less than 10,000 kibbles.

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Why bother, they'll just tell you about the prior arf.

Volkswagen Scirocco: From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank

No but I have a handful of HP emulators on my iPod.

I sold my 200LX on ebay last month. Figured 10 years of not using it pretty much clinched the fact that I didn't really need it anymore.

Jim: [looking a Dwight’s I.D. badge] This came out really well. [gives badge to Dwight] Theeeeeere you go.

"privately owned collection of more than fifteen Ford GTs"

No, you're not the only one, but you are one that missed the fact that the ebay seller has completed and received positive transactions for selling a $68,000 "38 donzi zx", an express cruiser for $75,100, and back in 2007 sold a 2005 206 Bryant bowrider for $26,100.

Even Saab knew to lease a Saab [museum] instead of buying a Saab [museum].

Each one needs one of these in the proper scale.