Or to be a bit more Jalop and a tad less Gawk, a fleet of gigantic Porsches.

Depends upon the car.

First thing I thought of when I saw that shag topped Lincoln.

Apparently.

On, not "in".

I was taught at a fairly young age that burning paper with color ink on it was a bad idea. The reason had something to do with nasty toxins that were created when the ink was burned.

Looking through WreckedExotics suggests that crashing a supercar during the first day of ownership/driving is a pretty common occurrence.

Only you can prevent forest fires, as well as much slower forms of oxidation.

Error #2.

Too bad more items don't get a re-review from Giz once the launch kinks are worked out.

8 != 3

[W]hat is the feminine for asshat?

I was thinking more like buy a 93 and get a 93 parts car for free.

Time for a Daewoo like Buy-One-Get-One-Free promotion.

And I shall be the second.

Drop the magic words "bad faith" into your discussions with them. See if that clears their brain out a bit.

1,799 new Saabs listed on Autotrader.

You can at many bricks and mortar Staples. They are clearing out several first generation android tabs on the cheap.

They didn't get flu shots?