That's pretty funny right there.

In a few more seasons they'll be investigating a myth that a TV show shot a cannonball through a house.

I found another photo that shows the lath.

That's because they aren't cracks in the shutter.

I don't agree that it looks shopped, so here's your meme.

I keep a small strap wrench in the kitchen for hard to open jars and bottles.

SLIPIT costs just over $178 a gallon at the linked-to site. Is it made from Unicorn Tears?

What about the second cannoneer on the grassy knoll?

She'll probably try to pay her fines with some of these.

I figured that was why she trawled the Ferrari dealership, shopping customers, not just cars.

It was COLD up here in New England this weekend. Summer only tires turn into hockey pucks at the sorts of temperatures we had.

"Because after 2 AM is when things get- audience say it with me- LEGENDARY." — Mr. Barney Stinson

"all current Volt owners"

Clean up equipment being prepared.

How about 14 million bees and their honey.

How many freshly nickels to a dollar?

This thing.

So that's what happened to Mr. Burns' car.