Vaseline, or you could order up one of Canon's "Soft Focus" lenses.

I love scotch.

For example...

Time to do some remedial reading there Cap'n.

Old school Lego Bugatti.

Coming soon.

Paint or vinyl wrap?

What's a cop going to do, write him a ticket for it?

"Then there's that Mercedes-Benz SLK in a Wilbur suit, and the Chrysler Crossfire, which looks like a dog doing a shit. You know - that arched back thing pooches do when they're squeezing one out."

Not sure if serious.

You can't buy with credit cards anymore. They ended that loophole back in July.

As the resident Jalopnik who actually owned an SRT-6 for a while, I feel compelled to post some form of the following any time I see that they have been discussed.

I'll just leave this strangely apropos Urban Dictionary definition here.

Approves.

"They are bulletproof!"

It engages mine layer mode.

I rather agree. I really should take some better pictures of mine.