@HowardRoarkLaughed: I've been in the same motel room as that reporter. He's a first-class (no-class?) felon & deserved every brick to the face he got.

@nunathatstinkinrutbeer: Christ! He hasn't been to Rick's in months.

It happened one nite... On the BangBus. Featuring Donovan F. Mc Nabb, Terrell Owens, & Riley Mason.

@AzureTexan: That was his Final Call.

@Juancho: While THEMENTALIST! has pledged to send his children to Wing Ding University, so their Deadspin comments will be even more inscrutable than dad's.

@Ken Gryphon Jr.: Arizona State? It's not that bad.

@MeAndChipperJones: SATURDAYS @ 8 ON FX. BA DA BA BA BA YOU'RE LOVING IT.

@Phintastic: Don't you know: Jack's got crabs.

@Vai Sikahe-man: From the studio that brought you Not the Good Shepherd, Syriana XXX, & Lincoln-Douglas Masturbators, another historic epic to tickle your history degree & your grundle.

@son of spam: When unstarred commenters fight, is it shadow-boxing, effectively?

Also: any chance Jackson Browne was touring Omaha around the time of Conor Oberst's conception?

I think they meant to put Mark Grace on there, but when the designer said "white jock Chicago", he wasn't specific enough.

@Occam's Racer: Nobody's lesbian but Wisconsin's.

@Lionel Osbourne: I'd much rather she pissed on Russ Feingold's or Paul Ryan's desk.

@Young: I'm just a hat & feet. What has become of me?

@Beer-Fart: Meanwhile, Funky Winkerbean languishes in the morning comics ratings behind Beetle Bailey, Sally Forth, & fuckin' Cathy.

@Dandy Koufax: Sick. That's bestiality, Randall.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I give this comment... Three & an half high-stepping Liberaces.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: She sucked face with Jurgen Prochnow in Beerfest. A superlative performance, by far.

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Neither can the Backstreet Boys.