@Bucket O' Hatorade: Anyway, Voltaire's a little behind, still checking out that cheerleader in the Wake-up Deadspin! post.

@AzureTexan: What about Benoit's So you think NU can dance?

@DMoneyBags: Another Colorado Buffalo Success Story!

Things are going to get awkward at the office water-cooler when Reggie Love's around.

The Pirates. The team everybody, shockingly, wants... But no one will sell.

@Foster Kamer: You should start a Ministry for internet trolls. I'll give to the collection plate, every Sunday.

@ClintonPortishead: Clearly, not nearly as advantageous as Rural Alberta.

Hey! The then-Devil Rays traded Randy Winn for True Yankee Lou Piniella, so I don't know what this e:mailer is on.

@Armen Tamzarian: I must submit: the Constable was begging his perishing by pistol-shot, so the assault was totally justified. Justified, as well, sparing his aide de camp. He did nothing, literally.

@SteveGrogansPoolBoy: It's never a good thing when the commenters become self-aware. Already, AJ's had to install five firewalls for Mark Kelso's Migraine, alone.

Hey, Selig — Cup o' Soup!

Fortunately, Elin is too old for Brett's other houseguest, Chmura.

@ChanHoParkour: I should like it. The instrumental reminds me of Spain, the vocal a (somewhat) less smoke damaged Lee Hazelwood... But I just can't. It's not what I expect of the National, from what I've read of fan pronouncements. I thought they were an arena-indie band....

I'm tenebre-ing at you, scamp.

@Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre: What a difference one letter makes.

@The Person Mangino Ate: He would also approve of Nike's use of Southeast Asian labour, on the cheap.

@SonOfSpam: +1

@Beer-Fart: Co-co-sign: Rolf, a Shark.

@ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos: It also appears to be upside-down.