Known in sceneasta circles as "The Pitchfork Principle".

@Gamboa Constrictor: Actually, they're both down the alphabetic celebrity list enough that I could see Paul & Lauryn hooking up. They could double-date with John Rocker & that body-builder chick (Alicia?).

Give an honky a brain, & he'll think he's the centre of the universe.

@Phintastic: 10 percent, last I heard (back when S. Africa's pop stood at 40 mil). Impressive, when you think about it.

@UkraineNotWeak: What, the length, or lack of circumcision? I have not seen any of the uncensored dong, so I cannot speak to the second — though knowing Shiancoe was born in England, it seems unlikely he's cut (Euros don't play that) — but surely Ron Jeremy is not a rule-proving exception in Jew dong.

@Bucket O' Hatorade: Fuzzy Zoeller tried to Rochambo Aikman for the Colour Commentator's gig at yesterday's game, but then, Tony Casillas & Nate Newton came riding up & FZ turned tail & ran.

@Kid-A-Hole: They were guests of the State of Louisiana. They didn't want to embarass themselves.

Hah! Like Big Daddy Drew could ever grow a beard like the Great Kenny Rogers. Only way BDD sports whiskery like that is if the rest of the Deadspin staff shaves their pubes, then puts 'em in a fake "Novelty Beard Kit", like at the end of Jackass 2.

@tim_lincecum_dumpster: He's definitely getting a 2010 Eckstein Award. & a scholarship to the mid-major of his choice.

The shift from Men's Nat'l Team to Muntant Ninja Turtles was so subtle, I barely noticed.

Why do we have video of Drew Magary, 2020, watching the 2010 NFC Championship?

Foxy Comment of the Week.

@WipeMyPujols: & Jimmy Kimmel is Rush Limbaugh (from his Sunday NFL Countdown role)?

@tim_lincecum_dumpster: Ol' Gerry Boyle would like a word. *hic*

They're going to run a trick play & come out against vaccinating one's children. Just wait. You won't know what hit ye.

@Hatey McLife: +1 Banged Shoe

All my AdBusters reading hipster friends said tennis is gay. So, am I gay for enjoying these pictures?

This is like the NFL allowing advertising on practice jerseys, right? Just a first step. Just a first step.

Bob Mc Ginn is currently putting Tom Silverstein into the gimp-suit, while Michael Hunt is lubing up. It's going to be a long-nite for Tom, the Journal-Sentinel's lone anti-Favre voice.

@Chad Johnson ESL Class: +1 Can of Surge (I'm sure there are a coupla still laying around, prolly in some grandparent's garage)