Plus-side: Dooley won't stiff you on his Solo cup.

What makes that loss to the Badgers even worse is UW is prolly less athletically-gifted than the 'Cats.

So, this could have been Cherry's "deux, deux, deux" moment, but instead it's slothed off as Don-being-Don? I guess sportscaster assholery stops below the St. Lawrence Seaway here in Deadspinnia.

How come the Russian mob cannot consort to get Chelsea & Man U to brawl two minutes in, getting the game cancel? Second best thing to a meteor.

@Kid Canada: Only male Cassie of whom I know is Cass Sunstein. Must be pretty slow at Yale that he's able to hit her up.

@donoley: F5!

@Chris Hanson's Axe: There's a Knoxville, Thailand? Otherwise, why was Lane drinking from her?

@sir_pantsalot: +3 playoff losses consecutive

@AzureTexan: Forget Jezebel. Dash needs to use his Fleshot experience to educate us on transgender/transsex/cisgender.

@Lemme_Know_Ho: True. I think the Association has done a pretty good job getting that genie back in the bottle. & you're right, as well: a Death Penalty, now, for one of the more storied programmes in the country would only serve to bring attention to the disparity between college president/AD/coach compensation &…

So, Gulbis dated Roethlisberger just long enough to catch The Dumb.

These coaching hires tell me there is no risk of a USC death penalty. In fact, the lack of institutional control charge with which they are likely to be hit is the same that UW-Madison got after a series of weak-to-moderate football violations, then The Shoe Box bomb. Lose a few scholarships, limits on recruiting…

Oh, & what of Saban moving on to resurrect a third SEC team?

@Lemme_Know_Ho: True. Petrino's right up there with fellow Son of Italy Calipari for lurch-leaving.

@Treece: Pencil has disappeared. Comment remains unredacted. But I acknowledge its poor taste, even if not "too soon!".

@Lemme_Know_Ho: Leach? Mangino?

@futuresuperbowlMVPJayCutler: Forget that. & forget bringing back Fulmer. UT can go bigger! Charlie Weis!

@Treece: When I saw I had netted a reply, I knew it would be to comment, above. Was dreading a FAILBOT &/or BETTE appearance.

Is C'Lay having a sad?

No matter how many white girls you bring home, they'll never replace your dead, gay son.