@Steve U: You too, huh?

@Troy McClure: Could be a woman. & before you say there are no slender gals in Minny, I offer that Prince prolly keeps a condo's worth in a wing of his Purple Palace.

I never wish to me the one calling out internetic hoaxes &/or "hoaxes", but I'll put down a coupla fins that's Magic Marker.

@Bobby Big Wheel: So, Russian, or Filipina?

Needs more Ultimate Surrender.

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Camille?

@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: I shouldn't say where, in mixed company, but it has its own place in Mianus.

@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: They still tell the same story ("seemed kinda weird even before the game started") about me at that bar. Was there for the curb-stomping of the Colts during the otherwise lacklustre '08 season.

@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: Au contraire. I'm a nutmeg for it.

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: Chmura's att'y was sponsored in AA by a very close relative of mine, so I am doubly offended that Ol' Gerry got Chewy off (on the charges). Low-character ass motherfucker. Should just keep drinking. Rehab isn't helping.

@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: He does have a nice... Chassis.

@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: BobbyBigWheel has that effect on some men.

@PontiusPirate: Irono-contrarianism, thy name is 'I hate you'.

@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: Christ, man, give one of the great unwashed/unstarred a break. I got the KoF ref down-thread.

@Fuzzy Dunlop: Damon Wayans & David Alan Grier, c. '91, called — they want their schtick back.

Also: he's just Bizarro Will Leitch. Slightly paunchier, with a Marine's crewcut, but same leather jacket, same messenger bag. Had the Packers won, this would have been Will... Except in Phoenix, at the same bar where Josh Hamilton went off the rails.

@Bobby Big Wheel: Kettle o' Fish is by that metro (subway, I mean) station. It's the bigger name of the two "official" Packers bars in NYC.

@FavreFAIL: She's Sicilian. Watch yourself.

@ClintonPortishead: Hey now! He's a Packer Hall of Famer.

@bevraj of choice: Weak become Heroes (when the time is right).