@TotallyRuckedUp: Yeah, I'll say it, that's hot.

@Trot Nixons Hat: Denton won it back on a particularly good nite at the Blog Impresarios's Poker Nite. Denton, Ken Layne, Nate Silver, Arianna Huffington, & Matt Drudge just cold playing cards & talking about boys.

@Disco Choo: Milton Bradley will redeem himself by becoming a mentor to Shawn Bradley's illegitimate brood. In a city with an Afro-American population numbering 1.8% of total pop, MB will be all they have. He'll have to pull it together.

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: I'm thinking Ichiro & Bradley have real Odd Couple potential. & already, Jr. Griffey is writing his treatment for a Cuddle-Party-version of the porn tour d' force OMG. Stop Tickling Me.

@MichaelScissorNeck: +1 Clubby petri dish

@choppinwood20: That got Gavin into Gwen's pants, so I think your dismal view is quite wrong.

What would Lady Thatcher think of you extolling that loathsome game of North American gridiron football? She always enjoyed Ronnie's company, was commodious to his friends, family, & staff, but, dear me, the football. What you American relations call football! It is most dreadful.

@AzureTexan: Real Merkins don't shed.

I anxiously await the conversion of B. Lubbers from "Baby Mangino" to "Baby Gill", & to avoid the queasiness of blackface, a Big Mouth Billy Bass affixed to his head.

Hopefully Henry's children fulfill the promise he was only starting to show of a life well lived.

@vinselanity: Eddie Vedder concurs.

There are no bang-bang plays on the gridiron. Sorry.

What is this I thought that struck me? What kind of weapons have they got? The softest bullest... ever shot.

Chris, hope this life isn't a short-out.

@Sporticus: Ninjas were seen leaving the scene, silently saying, "Why must we underscore our points?"

That's how Latin players think you're supposed to get dome.

This kind of reason makes me pine to be a Green Bay Packers fan.

If they get married, but cheat, they're ridiculed. If they remain cad-abouts, unmarried & quite promiscuous, they're ridiculed. Guess Tiger & Travis Henry should have listened to Satanicide... & kept 'em in their pants.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: TIKI!

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Guess that put him... out of commission.