@Phintastic: They always preferred Leitch's aw, shucks midwest soft-shoe & it took a bit to adjust to Daulerio's brash Philly Dago style, but we all know those babes are more likely to sleep with a Daulerio than a Leitch. Leitch is like their gay best friend (but not gay), Daulerio is their man.

Navel-gazing. It wasn't born with blogs.

@Another BSU Defeat: Put EA in a Kassidy Shumway mask & it will happen.

@SavetoFavorites: Damn near impossible to expose the balls while leaving the shaft entirely obscured.

@bigredgambler: Keni Styles in bronzer would do.

Donaghy will soon now how fellow Hibernian scribe Joyce felt, after his own much-maligned tome was put out. #bloomsdaydevice

Drew Brees with his hair grown out would be Steve Nash's double.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: If he really wanted to see the dark side of the moon, he should have shot Pam Oliver with a spycam.

@Christian_Okoye_Dokoye: Please tell me one of the coeds &/or "coeds" who appeared in that dorm fuck fest used that name. #indianahoosiers

@Mr. Poon: You're lucky Gaines doesn't wield the ban-hammer, anymore. Otherwise, your lack of discernment in poon, approving of K-State &/or Mizzou vagi, would come back to bite you. #vaginadentata

Rank: Songs about November.

Sign Prince. Change the jerseys to blouses. Problems solved. #minnesotatimberwolves

Didn't IU learn anything from the Shane's World "controversy" in late '02/early '03? #indianahoosiers

Saw a Stampeder struggling with a wound from Tiesto. #kiss

That alternate universe where Fear of Pop is a collaboration of Mike Skinner & Wm Shatner.

@When_you_get_the_money_you_get...: Or Pizza Hut recruiting Ween to write the jingle for their super-stuffed-crust pie, back in '03. That netted "Bitch, where the muh'fuckin' cheese be at?" #jeremytyler

@Artie Fufkin: When I was in NYC last October ('08), I did not see any shows. & I'm not actually svelte. (Just ask the cottage-cheese ass'd Indian (feather) from adv chem.) #vincelombardi

Open the day with "Kashmir", close with "We Are Not Disposed to Abiding It". It's the devolution of metal.

Just-in'Love Smith

@Moobs: In that case, Deadspin has just been a four years exercise in creating the New Earth Army. #isiahthomas