@MeAndChipperJones: You & me both, brother. #worldseries
I need to find out if my mom has any photos of my '88 Halloween as the Ayatollah Khomeini. My last good costume. #halloween
@Tony Reali's Winning Smile: 2999-way tie. Leitch remains unable to grow hair on his face. #clayzevada
Darkness warshed over the dudes... #highschoolfootball
@Beer-Fart: Ironically, Erin Andrews is aroused by this. & Oprah is as well. #cuckoldingsteadman #brettfavre
She's just the Netherlands crack investigator for the cold-case unit. She was due to look for Natalee Holloway. #sailing
& then we went back to Greece. Loved it! #olympictorchrelay
Tom Cable treats women like John Madden treats turducken.
@Craig Yeast Infection: If this gets Cherokee's bisexual bassist sister back into music, I'm for it. #jjredick
The Flames of Hell always win! #wakeupdeadspin
I think Caucasians in Afro-American roles have been ok ever since Darrell Hammond started performing as Jesse Jackson on SNL. #blackface
A-Rod remains only 2/3 the man Kool Keith is. #halfsharkalligatorhalfman #alexrodriguez
Meanwhile, Krzyzewski's ties to the dispossession of luxury bikes & autos in Chicago go unprobed.
Hosted by the Metropolitan, I'm sure. #worldseries
@Torgo's Executive Powder: I want that picture hanging in my house. #aluminumbats
@shmendo: @shmendo: For all you (or I, for that matter) know, I am Studs, the Fanny Cough guy. Maybe it's just what I know. #joegirardi
@Barry Petchesky: More disturbing, though: cystic fibrosis, or cunt-farts? #joegirardi
@Its The Beer Talking: Hand-jobs are nice, but stump-jobs... Have you ever? They're —
@Sports-Pun: Explains Chip Caray. #jamboroo