@TT-Zop: I'm still waiting on the Taylor Swift-Katy Perry coupling. I know it's going to come to pass. #jamboroo

@titansfan78: That's some sweet, sweet Canadian bacon, though. #seansalisbury

@Rick Mahorn's Pimp Hand is Concrete Cyanide: ScarJo's great, but have to go with Erika Christensen, here. Even if she is a Scientologist. #timdonaghy

@Deadliest Crotch: Yes. Lionel's been killing it, lately. Now, where's his star? #andreagassi

@Phintastic: What can I say? I got lost in Alexis Bledel's beautiful blues. #running

Agassi deserves credit for not going the extensions route, after hair-loss. No Axl Rose, he. #andreagassi

First capital vs. second capital, no? #worldseries

@spinachdip: Fleshbot will have its CourtTV-during-OJ-Trial moment, if that comes to pass. #seansalisbury

@spinachdip: Fleshbot will have its CourtTV-during-OJ-Trial moment, if that comes to pass. #seansalisbury

@Weed Against Speed: Gizmodo, Jalopnik, & io9 are stoked. #seansalisbury

@I Like Cheap Beer: +1

Misread it as Jesper Parnevik, & got really worried about makers of outre fashions. JP's their meal-ticket. #jasperhoward

@THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY: Robert Evans never would have pulled those punches. He would have just levelled 'em. #larryjohnson

@FEAST: Twenty years ago, this would have been on a split 7" with "So Cold in 'Tha D'".

@AzureTexan: I'm game for that. Though I think discussing "rose-budding" with Charlie Rose would be more awesome. #espnhorndoggery

@SlappyFrog: It could be La Russa's way of helping one of his original meal-tickets to rehabilitate his image. A few years as a "respectable baseball man" for one of the "best organizations in baseball" could go a long way toward Hall of Fame enshrinement. #newyorkyankees

@DorkimusPrime: Curse of the Crack

I won't believe this 'til it's reported at [twitter.com].

Shittiest game? I don't think the LDN audience would be that thrilled with any match, really.

WHAQ-O SHAQ-O. #shaquilleoneal