@ChiTownBuff: Maybe they learned their lesson?

@Barry Petchesky: Just ignore him. Jayhawk Marley is really James Hetfield.

Yatich is another Kenyan who lucked into a win this weekend.

@Craig Yeast Infection: Chavez Ravine crowd to attempt to better Drew's mark in the fastest-wank?

Finally, grown-ups in charge on the weekend. But to increase his cool, Petchesky needs to go Travis & add the apostrophe. B'Arry.

Punch a drag-queen in an hot minute, in triage all nite long.

I trust he properly disposed of the excretions. If not, he knows only scorn from me.

@Pesti-Esti: Bad scene at a Montreal strip-club on a weekend roadie?

@Silent Q: The Goofball 3000 Rally.

@econdave: Granted, I am not THE MENTALIST!, but I do know enough of dramatic tee-vee to know Ed O'Neill is the patriarch on Modern Family. Also, quite fat.

@SavetoFavorites: It would be about the folly of the auto-bailout, & how we should have let GM fail. Only the lazy unionists would have been SOL... The board would have had enough money to get thru, & then some.

While we all have our qualms with Cutlerfucker, Brynn Cameron's Baby-father, & Ambiguously Gay Quarterback, that '06 (first-round) draft class under center got royally screwed by the way that the Jets handled Pennington. Always kow-towing to the sliver of a playoff chance, playing Testaverda, playing Testaverde some…

@Wilt Stilts: Meanwhile, Dartmouth's players lament their large, but gangrenous, members.

@MidwestCoastBias: Maybe he claimed to be part of ESPN's support staff, or some such.

@MidwestCoastBias: This gets back to the Beatles "inspiring" Charles Manson — though I am sure there are examples even for that. (Wagner & Hitler, to go all Godwin, perhaps?) Sure, one can talk all about fuelling someone's fire, but except for the criminally insane, in that someone is schizoid or some such in…

@MidwestCoastBias: I'd say it's still a stalker-perv, albeit one with a profit-motive. But you'll note he only tried to sell it to TMZ — so far as we know — & not the Big Lead or Deadspin or some such SPORTS blog. He knew they have no money for that... & anyway, the public relations hit, coming after the Costas Now!…

& serious question about Barrett: how did he find the time & money, but mostly, the time, to follow EA on tour (while staying in, or at least reserving, some nice hotel-space)?

Devil's Advocate: they didn't want to stunt an ongoing investigation. Why not throw a few zigs & zags into the coverage, then?

@ToTheMoonReturns: He thinks what the guest weekend eds are doing is great.

@ClintonPortishead: Step 5: Chalk the widespread disdain for your style of writing up to the lowered intelligence quotients of the beer-swilling, dick-pumping, testosterone-laden clusterfuck of Neanderthal mentality that construct your target audience.