@Lionel Osbourne: Perspectives shouldn't be running for another twelve hours, my man.

@Harvey Lemmings: Oddly enough, Eagleton & Noonan see the same shrink.

@SavetoFavorites: But, but — are they horny?

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: No, she's busy in Minneapolis fluffing Favre for the Monday Nite Throw-down.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: With DJ Gallo playing the role of "cousin introduced in later season to try to revive the franchise"?

@KnownThenAsDanFouts: The box seat holder who got to know The Rod intimately nods her head.

@Dr. Spaceman, Esq.: He knows funny.

On the run from Johnny Law ain't no trip to Cleveland.

@Foster Kamer: I would say how, but then I would have to kill myself before my father & his friends kill me.

@allied_biscuit: +1 down, 3 to go

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Wouldn't be a joke, though.

Point: Chicago should have gotten the 2016 Olympiad, but the half-breed Muslin's grandstanding provoked an IOC backlash. Also: Chicago politics more corrupt than even Juan Antonio Samaranch. BURN!

So, he wasn't in Chicago when Oprah taped with EA? Would have liked to see Harpo Productions make a call, fabricate a reason for getting him on-air, & then watching sub-Jim Thome guest performance.

@Jason Schell: He was doing pre-shoots for the Stephon Marbury-EA tweep video.

@DirkToberFest: If only he weren't so focused on full cavity searches.

@Armen Tamzarian: Joran van der Sloot just sighed from relief.

Behind the ninth grader in blue, Chris Pontius looks on... Surprised, but only mildly. He's seen worse.

@I Like Cheap Beer: TAWMMY JUNYAH FROM QUINZEE — UR DOIN IT WRONG.

I do believe Jacques Rogge should want to be talking to Cleveland Browns rooter James Frey about what happens when one crosses Oprah.

@My Government Name is Berto, But My Spiritual Name is BRONZE NAZARETH: Odd, since tequila is the native Mexican liquor.