@Jayhawk Marley: Alice in Chains has applied the Sevendust Theory.

@El Bandito Blancito: It's definitely raining envy in your comment.

@Matt Sussman: Can't wait for a private dance from Eid al-Fister.

@TT-Zop: It's actually a super-group composed of members of Angry Samoans, Isis, & Grizzly Bear. Sounds like R.E.M, of all things.

@lilwillie hides autos in the attic: God, I hope this is how it plays out, & on the Packers offensive series Rodgers flinging five TD, then going back to his hotel & f'ing Julie Henderson.

@ClueHeywood: Me thinks it will be more tank than think. Still, a real sweatbox, that Rick.

@Unsolicited Advice: Sasha Grey is his muse. Again.

@twoeightnine: Right now, Will's third-rate Gay Talese act is at the "researching Thy Neighbour's Wife" stage.

@Beer-Fart: But they were too slow on the stick to make the first mezzanine-level sex-tape at the new Cowboys Stadium.

@This is my Star: Ever heard of pegging?

@Sheed's Bald Spot: /mentalist'd?

@Hit Bull Win Steak: No. Koufax. Bought it direct from Wilpon.

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: They're saving that for the simulcast with Im18ItsMyBirthday.com.

While I love a good Roman Shower story, I had to vote number one. Support the homestate side.

@SponsoredbyV8: & those Last Calls are not actually all that active, either.

@Beer-Fart: Michael Ray Richardson is filing amicus briefs for Big Sean?

I'd gladly abide Chris Hansen's entreaty to "take a seat, over here" for a few moments with this hot-pants-wearing Missourian.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: But the really weird part will be finding out Chase can pick his nose with his dong.

@The Scott Mitchell Report: Luke Skyywalker had a purple Glock.

@Barry Lutz: Oh, Jesus. +18 years captivity.