@TT-Zop: It annoys me that this is de rigeur drink, of late. About six months before I learned of this, I took to ordering mine olde-fashioned — since I really don't know any drinks, by name, but figure always just ordering beer is passe (voila: get an hard liquor, but ask for it "special" order (special in this case…

@Krazee_Eyez_Killa: Regardless, He shall become one of my tweeps.

@Dice-K's Strength Coach: Shia's going to win a Best Actor Academy Award, prolly in five or so years. It will be deserved (& his only good role, ever)... & then his completion into Nic Cage will be complete.

@Nigromancer: Lauren Jackson, too.

@SponsoredbyV8: I believe that is just a golden shower that would involve, as Badly Drawn Boy would say, "pissing in the wind".

Meanwhile, Jesse Levis used peet moss to provoke particularly expansive growth in his garden.

@AIDSCafe: Seriously, this is Mark Clark? Has to be...

@Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre: I wouldn't go that far... You want to fight?

They would have let other state's athletes to test the courses, but the Crash Test Dummies needed something to do.

To be replaced by... Greg Brock.

A spoonful weighs a tonne.

@formerly Chief Wahoo: I remember an high-school associate of Ms Cody bragging on her in the run-up to Juno... Home-skillet hasn't said much more in awhile, though.

She'll be a lapsed Mormon! She'll talk to a tabloid about how she never reads tabloids! She'll have a pierced clit!

@lilwillie hides autos in the attic: But Hochuli's crew f'd another late-game moment. Where was the reset? Is the defense allowed to hug the ball like it's their baby... their stuffed animal baby?

@Disco Choo: Joe doesn't have the internet, fortunately, so he knows not of this disgusting act.

Yo, Tony La Russa, I know your fake Twitter was great & all, & I'm going to let you finish, but Rick Reilly had the greatest fake Twitter ever.

Jenny Hendrix needs to sculpt her pubes the same way.

You'd think Pete Carroll must have taken his ex-offensive coordinator out for schwarma or something on the nite before the game.

@BruschisBrewsky: Speaking of — whatever happened to the M&M's Cripies?

@Jayhawk Marley: That's a future Canadian PM you're knocking. Watch it.