@BruschisBrewsky: I thought Salim took him out at the end of Slumdog.

@MopUpReliever: Bois, please.

@Lance Uppercut: Whenever I hear "Yellow Ledbetter", I always smile, recalling the Misheard Lyrics Guy video linked at this very site.

The right-most looks like the gigolo from Extract.

@Ho Tran Brasky: Cuba. It was Cuba.

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Esta conmigo, Latigo.

@Torgo's Executive Powder: In nine months, when the placenta falls to the floor, we'll know Dash's suggestion was correct.

Well, at least we know her birth certificate is fake.

@Lance Uppercut: Her massive mammarian Mc Gillicuddy's are fierce enough to take out a gator?

@Gravy: +2 sidekicks (Garfunkel & Oates)

Also: is she not wearing anything over top?

@Samer Ocho Cinco: I did that with Observe & Report, & Anna Faris. Still a waste of nine dollars.

More real than, but not (nearly) as awesome as, the legend of the Von Trier owner who shot his gay lover with a crossbow.

No, MxPx, I will not be moving to Bremerton anytime soon.

Pepsi Max is the Playboy to TJ's sheisse porn.

@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: Pot Roast n' Gravy?

@Hit Bull Win Steak: Former Bearcat Jihad Muhammad hasn't been seen in four years, but somewhere, he's nodding in agreement.

@ClintonPortishead: Steely Analingus FTW.

@skahammer: You failed to add:

@Barry Lutz: Did any of the soiled drawers feature the intials T.V.?