@Lance Uppercut: Is that some Frankenstein's monster mash-up of Big Daddy Balls & Dave Meggett? (Also known as Natrone Means.)

@Sandburgh: The shrewd businessman he is, MV7 will accept a brood of fighting Chihuahuas from his new Chicano teammate.

Looked kind of like my [redacted]*. Which says very little for his resilience. Sixty but looking 136 — Jim, I want to grow up to be just... like... you.

Amusement? Disgust? I would be three-quarters hard by the first dribble.

@AIDSCafe: kingofcarrotflowers, is this you?

@Chamomiles Davis: It's like when Playboy throws in capsule shots of the centerfold from her 10th birthday, or at a riding show when she was 8. I mean, you're not a paedo, but you know, from seeing the pictorial, what that 10 years old grows up to be, &, well...

@paxcincinnatus: Behold that which is greatest than yourself!

I remain amused that the ever-urbane, cosmopolitan, in point of fact, Coastal sceneastae favour Letterman, the corn-fed, gap-toothed, Indiana hick, while the very same's corn-fed hick brethren prefer the Taxchusetts elitist Leno. But then I remember that for each audience, their comedian of choice just reminds them of…

If everything's bigger in Texas, I was expecting at least one more appendage declaiming, "Fuck you".

This is just a Barry Sanders worthy juke. Slayer would be a much too obvious choice for the Dirty Sanchez.

Why so Cavalier with your bodily functions?

Buckeyes are my favourite nuts.

If ever I would have asked Budweiser to sponsor something...

@Bobby Big Wheel: Now that the Austrian League is in its offseason — I would think, anyway — there's a place for it, too.

Find: Tom Mees

Manny's dreadlocks are not a self-cleaning oven, either.

@Karlifornia: The apostrophe returns!

Meal served off a nude Tila Tequila, no? & did anyone go knuckle-deep on her, (inadvertently, of course)?

757. Virginia. Will Mike Vick be there?

He couldn't be expected to flush, after the workout that the pipes had already gotten from all the knocking.