@Silent Q: Only if you're stuffing them into a porn starlet's gape.

@Matt Sussman: Pizda mea! O sa fi excelent!

@crazyjoedavola: So, if Travis would have kept the apostrophe (C'lay), he wouldn't have gotten the boot (the roots, the radical)?

Chair-umpire: Caster Semenya.

Those are the deepest I have ever seen balls. Drew's got nothing on this lass.

This is of a piece with Karl Buechner's post-Earth Crisis, tennis-themed concept album, Breed the Capriatis.

@spikespeigel: Roberto Benigni been there, done that.

Needs more Drudge siren.

Somebody else has to bring the stuffing to the inductees's pot-lock, then, since Crumbs is out.

Also: should I be ashamed that I didn't know that was Dugard in the photo, before I opened the post? I thought it was a middle-school shot of US Open cinderella Melanie Oudin...

@Katni: His Beatles write-up in the ONION a/v club is the tits, too.

Still not the most embarassing thing to emerge from Orange County today.

@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: If I weren't afraid of being trapped in three hours of conversation, I would ask if Weedstock still occurs each Memorial Day weekend.

There's a got-damned NORML meeting at the cafe at which I am sitting. Is that why DU!AN is so dead?

Needs more Wichita State cheerleaders.

Jay Mariotti violating the letter & spirit of Prop 8 has to be number one on this guy's list.

We are dysfunctional family.

Urge Overkill

@FEAST: But MAX TARDCORE roams free at the TalkingPointsMemo comment threads.

The Boy Who Cried Engagement.