@thetaxman: Sir Mix-a-Lot's suzerainty ends at the Columbia River.

@SpiroAgnewsGhost: I remember when he wrote for Salon, splitting the sports desk with King Kaufman. Was glad to see AB leave it to KK about five years ago. But now, even Kaufman is gone.

@Xstrikr: Slapping Singles has only gotten me a reputation of a real-life Good Luck Chuck.

@THE MENTALIST!: Man, I wouldn't take 7th grade back for anything, but your Pat Listach reference — Listach over Kenny Lofton for ROY — has me crying. Tears of Joy. Tears. Of. Joy!

Mierda de toro.

@Kid Canada: So, were you the Lebanese &/or Mexican looking guy in the 500 Level behind Home Plate with the hand-writ "I believe in Vernon Wells" sign?

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Is this Deadspin's first Dickens Joke?

@UkraineNotWeak: Call me when she appears in the Crashpad series.

Hello, NAMBLA? Oh, we greeted them long ago. Alison Stokke & such.

But did Coach Cal get to join Kige for dinner? If not, K still loves C'lay more.

@Bobby Big Wheel: Camby rhymes with Ramsey, as well.

@Fawn Liebowitz: He's bespectacled, though. Still not crutches (of destruction)*, but who ever expects Urkel — not Jaleel White, but the character — to beat the shit out of anyone?

A Michigan legend & fellow Rodriguez chided Rosenberg,"Ok, you've gotten to shed your 96 tears. Now, lay off. Grow a pair & find another beat".

Being a Senator isn't going to salve the wound of your eventual Hall of Fame "snub".

Finally: my preference for Cap'n Planet & the Planeteers looks the more solid choice.

House of Pain passes for hardcore in Kansas.

@phillas: Except Nebraska.

Yo soy el Yonas de baloncesto

Deadspin Classic can cover the aftermath of the '93 Badgers-Wolverines contest. It's a twofer.

I thought her representation said Andrews did not want to harp on this.