@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You're just posting that out of spite that he's getting more than most Deadspin commenters.

@Convict78: Melissa Stark isn't walking thru that door.

@This.Is.Malcolm: Had no idea he was partially responsible for Crazy Town & the ubiquitous, c. '01, "Butterfly" 'til just now. For that, he deserves to be in hell.

@Christmas Ape: When I was twenty-two, I reheard the song & thought it was a dis track against a Chinese Led Zeppelin cover band. "Fake Chinese Robert Plant", & all that.

Adolescent females, take heed. Fifteen years ago, somebody just like you, maybe an older sister or cousin, even, was bragging on bagging Sean Burroughs. You don't want to know that ignominy.

Candace Parker just got faced.

Mismatched China. Like my first wedding set.

Mc Daniels is trying to do in Denver as Belichick did in New England. No. 1 was getting rid of Bledsoe, so now, get rid of Cutler. But that's the fly in the ointment: Tom Brady ain't walking thru that door.

This is from the Ladies... 10th Anniversary Parappa-tha-Rappa collectible CD.

Oh, snip!

Sixty-one, you're doing it wrong.

@36 Chambers: & Leitch in drag does not. Cannot make it too obvious.

@BummerItsDaley: I would respond, but I just got my first (?) disemvowelling, so I'm kind of occupied with finding a digestive work-around.

@Gravy: They sent Blazer Girl instead of a returning Bentern just to keep a sweaty & leather-clad Bob Ley off Deadspin.

@ClintonPortishead: We knew that from the absence of a promise ring on her hand.

@BmmrtsDly: Sh lks bt mr sn-dmgd thn prvs phts hv lt n, s wll. Whn y'r tn yrs my jnr, bt hv th skn f my frtn yrs ldr thn , lf-dmgd stpbrthr, wll, y'r nt dng

Berman doesn't waste any time. Right to the anal fingerbang, first take.

Not the first time I've heard of a Virginian killing a dog via dehydration.

@RobbieS: At this point, the case against Bonds is more Brazil-Italy '94. Jason Giambi will reprise the role of Baggio for the prosecution.

@finite_elephant: Outside of Monica Seles & her dad, which athletic phenom has had a normal (by (im)partial observer's measure) relationship with a (stage) parent?