@ericadelson: Nice save.

I need to dig up that anti-immigrant video I watched in first year at college. Yooper talking, Packer sweatshirt swearing machinist type blasting the Hmong. Eastwood owes that creep royalties.

AI just wants a shot at Adriana Lima. Forget a ring. He wants her.

& inside her, Batch.

@StuScott Booyahs: Allahu Chomp, Brah

& going as a plant — well, disguised as one — will be Sussman, live-blogging all of it.

Keni Styles approves.

The original Slick Rick would have known to cut a bitch.

@StanGable: Perfect for the "aurally stimulating Sylvia Plath in Polish" fetishist that I am.

Please be heroin. Please be heroin.

I would understand the mistake if MSNBC's hq were in Mianus. But short of that...

@cookierojas: Prolly more of a wedge shot, anyway.

@ClueHeywood: & there were plenty of holes still to play.

@NordoftheBlings: Those in any state where the age of consent is 15 or 16.

@ToobularBoobularJoy: My best friend did his master's in diplomacy there — after successfully negotiating a price for a whore for... another friend — so U. of Denver gets nothing but love.

@BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples: Anyway, everyone knows the real Harvard in the Land of 10.000 Lakes is Macalester.

@BerttFrvae'sDyxelsia aka Orr's Crabapples: Beloit College has always been on my shit-list. The shit's just a little thicker, now.

@Bobby Big Wheel: Where's the Original Combudsman (word it up!) when you need him?

Not the first time Bennett has asked his readers to "stay wet".

@TT-Zop: LOLich.