@MattinglysSideburns: You're in for a Long Day if you believe that'll happen.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Lawyer. But, really, Deadspin commenter.

@Karlifornia: Jesus. +1 Stonewall.

@Bob Loblaw: & your critique of same.

I had a Tommy John/PED parlay on Santana. Guess I overshot.

@Dave J.: He just liked the story. It's like how they signed up Eddie Murphy for Bowfinger.

@the earl of weaver: No honour among knaves.

& all the while, the Good Tebow smiled, & looked the other way. & looked the other way.

Given he's Irish, he's prolly in trouble for the same as Vick: alcohol. But at least nothing girly. Prolly a car-bomb, instead.

I'll only be interested, again, when their lady fans are peeing in the bleachers, again.

@TT-Zop: Is that anywhere near Cookie Mountain?

@the-Bored: But he isn't doing a whole lot of good here in the Miltown.

@inscrutablechinaman: Do you really expect a man named MagicJohnsonsTCells to look like a motherfucking role model?

@ScientificMapp: +1 t-cell

@Quake 'n' Shake: She's the Benzino of Oklahoma sports coverage.

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Ok. Fine. Simmons = Mark Lonegan.

The last laugh is Eli winning more Super Bowls than fellow '04 draftee Roethlisberger & big brother Peyton combined.

@hypocriteoath: Kill your pregnant girlfriend? Bad. Kill another motorist while intoxicated? 's cool, 's cool.

@EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: So, is there a dogfighting subplot in Tyler Perry's I Can Do Plot All by Myself?

Pat Riley's been high off Pomade for almost 30 years now, & nobody says anything about it. Beas smokes a coupla trees, & it's all over the place.