@Carl Everett, Jurassic Park Tour Guide.: He heard Jeter's really into it, & figured it wouldn't hurt to try, if it would allow him to be clutch.

He's like a duckling out there.

When VY has his inevitable breakdown, will we be allowed to tar & feather Merrill Hoge?

@Clarence Rosario: Ah. I see. Tebow follows the ol' pull-out method. Then again, cheaper than krytonite condoms.

While most, if not all, are thinking Siegel was being "ironical" in expressing surprise that a woman might, in fact, produce content for Deadspin, he was being deadly serious. But he's a presume-liberal, by which I mean taken for open-minded as matter of course, sceneasta who's logged time in the Kremlin's Envoy to…

Mr Cool ICE wants to fight Super Cool Beas for Cool Supremacy.

He's just holding for Bronson Arroyo.

"The eye was as large as Stu Scott's when he got the text from the Broncos cheerleader".

@Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre: So, it becomes a useless appendage, like the appendix? I'll pass. I like being a grower, not shower.

@Evan Greenberg: The hand that feeds.

@BarrySagittarius: Skrewdriver's version of Deep Purple's smash is amazing... ly vile.

@This is my Star: One of the best of her class of centrefolds.

@Dieter: He was thinking of Jon Kitna's bed-shitting against old ass Dan Marino's Dolphins, when he meant Matt Hasselbeck's bed-shitting against old ass Brett Favre's Packers.

@THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY: +1 Invalid Letter Dept.

@HockeyinHD: Lay off my girl, dawg. I don't care if Dre sent you to piss the world off... Just, don't. Not about Rachel.

@RaiderATO: & what I find oddest is some of the most racist whites in the South, but namely Georgia, are the transplants from the North. Don't know if it's a matter of wanting to move to the ancestral home of their bigotry, or trying to fit in socially as well as they do economically.

@The New No. 2: F you, cracker!

My internetic synergy is in rare form, today. At another site I visit, Turn on the bright lights is bettering Kid A in a March Madness style event to determine the best album, '00-'09.

Boricua. Moreno. Boricua. Moreno.

Best exit music on Deadspin, yet?