Meanwhile, his BABIP* is .883.

@Karlifornia: Next, you'll be endoring Brady Quinn to start in Cleveland, & hopeing for more of the Swami on SportsCenter. You'll be voted off Deadspin Island.

DeSean Jams It on No. 7's Hand.

@Disco Choo: Yours is shrinking? I have the biggest hard-on of my life, since at least 3rd December 2001.

@metalmaniac: But at least you got to see Tull, BOC, & Sabbath when you were young.

You know what this means: Esera Tuaolo was in the majority. The NFL is teeming with teh ghey.

I think the one Yankee is named Melky.

@cookierojas: I just got a ten year sentence reading that name.

Chase has the Yellow Fever. Nice.

@bonerland: Awesome.

I'm pretty sure Chutley & MV7 can have something on the order of Obama's Beer Summit to iron things out. But instead of beer, weed.

So, never got an answer: is Daulerio writing a book, or reserving Fridays for wedding-planning? Lots of three-day weekends — ostensibly — for our swarthy heir of Leitch.

Ladies Nite in Buffalo... Now comes with a chase of penicillin.

@alftime: Ned. Zeke. None more Deadspin.

Vick, but not interview, related: among the seven or eight teams that have not ruled out acquiring MV7, I don't see the Broncos. Why? Do they not realize their quarterbacks are Kyle Orton & Chris Simms? Does Josh Mc Daniels not trust he can do with Vick what he did with Matt Cassel?

RUSH & Harry Potter fans were momentarily thinking they might have to follow the gridiron this fall. Fortunately, their fear was abated.

Yo la tengo. La refiere a mi casa encendida.

Which one did AJ take on a "date"?

Alternate universe "on the DL" Mix-a-Lot wants to see these titties on the glass.

Like one man who brought his own pit-bull, only to be barred 'cause Vick's probation prevents him from being in the same room as dogs