@And_You_Shall_Know_Me_By_The_T...-Its: But they'd only end up trying to score with Will Leitch.

So, not cool to call Youkilis the Greek God of Walks, to this goy's way of thinking? Too close to being a false idol?

He said he was thinking about going back to using again, but I said, "Wait, first, chew up this hallucinogen. It's better than heroin, the booze, & the gin... Here, come in here, check in the den".

When I am rich & eccentric, I wonder which athlete I will have in bronze in my study.

Cock n' Ball Torture?

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Pfft. Docudrama.

Manfred as a first name is undervalued.

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Greg Mc Mackin could use the money.

@Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Will there be anthropomorphosed sheep & "Dances of Joy" in this perfect strangers scenario, too?

@ClueHeywood: This is just subliminal advertising for everyone's favourite Brooklyn hipster porn-star's new film, It's Big! It's Black! It's in Joanna!.

@theballadofrickeyfoggie: & Aaron Rodgers is banging a veritable swimsuit model!

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Open records, people.

@hanspecans: They're taking it back... The word, I mean. Nice.

@Pedro Cuatro Cinco: iphone &/or blackberry storm.

@JobuNeedsARefill: You would think, with the Japanese predilection for upskirt videos, that Asian would be the first guess when determining the profile of an Erin Andrews videographer.

@xhack: Some people believe they faked the Moon landing. Others think 9/11 was an inside job. & the real crazies think JFK was killed by a consortium of Castro, LBJ, the Mob, the CIA, Elvis, the Israelis, & a cuckolded husband. Me, I just believe that Leitch-Bissinger on Costas Now was staged, & that EA might well…

This song selection sounds like Billy Joel gone Jamaican.

Words you would never hear from the Emeritus. Not because they're in poor taste... Just, 1987, man. 1987.

@StanGable: Ten years on, still the best hip-hop/rap album I have heard.

@sadnatsfan: Not serious. Those men would never sexually assault someone, especially Ai Miyazato.