@Matt Sussman: Larry Yount can get you a great deal on representation for the hearing, though. So, there's that.

Dashiell wrote for Fleshbot, so obviously he's the sexy. But who's crazy, & who's cool?

@Sir Hotbod Handsomeface: +1 clean sample

@RugDaniels: Needs more Terry Mulholland.

A marriage of Niners & Saints would be the bizarro turn of Steelers-Giants that resulted from the Rooney-Mara nuptials.

@OchentaYcinco: He's got an Asian Fixation. Cannot help himself.

@ScientificMapp: Coming soon to Fleshbot!

@Karlifornia: I read that as Chrysalis... & I jizzed. In. My. Pants.

@Tony Reali's Winning Smile: That's actually one of the Goeslin kids, photographed via Suss's hidden camera.

@ScientificMapp: We've all got a little Beano Cook in us.

@Sommar: WELKAH!

@hector villanueva's posse: No. 80s Nite.

So, it took two shots to bring Galifanakis down in The Hangover. How much would tasing would it take to bring Shaq to heel?

@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: That's embarassing. I mean to say, I was at the game where Hunter Pence was taking it worse than the balls he likes on his chin. But I found the justification for it that he was an absolute raging douche to the ballgirl with whom he had to soft-toss every other…

@Anti-Barbaro Society:

@Quake 'n' Shake: Dashiello Benedetto, at your service.

The CIA says they can do worse.

@NonBojangler: What Evo would make you think that?

@Phinstripes: Splice Lefty hitting out of the sand with that dong.

@TheOnlyNetsFan: & you thought the T in TWWL stood for the.