@MopUpReliever: Jilarious. But I'm going to need another such joke in an half-hour.

Is July, the offseason for three of our four major sports — yes, "hoc-key?" included — peak season for nefarity? I recall the Kobe Bryant & Carlton Dotson situations hitting in July, basketball idled, & now Big Ben getting rapey in Vegas (the story's breaking, at least, if not actual event, though it seems it might…

@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: Jesus. Was the original passage edited, or did I respond to the wrong comment? My "quip" makes no sense, now!

Also: I think we can all agree this accusation, if proven true, is worse than what Michael Vick did to those dogs, & Roger Goodell will respond accordingly.

@GreatOdensRaven: Maybe he was just looking for a willing colon?

@Gravy: How'd you score my 12th grade yearbook photo?

Now I'm imagining the prostitution sting on Reno 911! when Clemmy's mother showed up as the whore in the drag-net.

@JimEverettsPhantomSack: But journal is synonymous, colloquially, at least, with newspaper, & newspaper writers a journalist. In fact, I would say most professionals are described as a conduit of their profession. Footballer (for soccer/football player), accounting (works in accounting), hypnotist (hypnotizing people).

@J-No: Isn't Allison Stokke a scholarship track & field athlete at Cal, & a state champion in high-school? I'd say she's won a bit more right to acclaim, then.

@GoyToTheWorld: Just got back from the Andes?

@BruschisBrewsky: Walt Kowalski also asks that they get off his lawn.

@starksgotejected: A bit... But that wife, in the liminal stage between running with the milves & preying with the cougars — oh, sweet got-damn!

He was stranded in the jungle.

Playoff? Playoff!? We're just rying to par a hole!

The Jewelvis looks like Jeff Tweedy in the still image that comes up with the linked-to YouTube selection.

@Nathan_Buckley: It doesn't even have a last name! It just says Mc Hustle!

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Not "Let Me Smell Yo' Dick"?

@VICK killed BARBARO: Well, now — "Let me know" happened during the stewardship of Leitch, whom we all know is the Moses of the written word & will lead us to the Promised Land. So, watch your tongue.

@Scrappy McHustle: Made you feel young again, though, like jacking to Cinemax at 13, huh?

@SpiroAgnewsGhost: I said the same thing about Prussian Blue.