@This.Is.Malcolm: A-Rod wants to know if Goldie's daughter is into fisting. As the fister.

@cookierojas: Kornheiser did it? How'd he get to France so fast?

@Tony Reali's Winning Smile: +1 Smacked Bitch

Have they reanimated Pat Tillman's skeleton, yet?

@Bobby Big Wheel: These quips are running rampart.

This is just ESPN attempting to limit competition for the new ESPNews series We report from the sidelines together.

Our President is a White Sox fan. & no fan of the team of the Daley Machine can be a lefty. No one.

@The Gizmo from Pismo: Que este comentario no le gustara la Generacion de 1898.

So, whose legacy would death have served best: Steven Tyler &/or Aerosmith, Rod Stewart, Sting?

@RugDaniels: Uh, I think that means someone's bleeding into his come. Not... a good scene.

Li'l Brown Zambo? Yeah, don't think anyone's going to get away with coming him that.

@Tony E: Especially since he would be eating most of it.

@Mick: Richard Justice is just jealous of Dr Neil Clark Warren's lustrous mane of pearl white.

I see nitemare fuel tag has finally gone the way of the buffalo, with this most recent redesign — though really reimagining — of the Gawk*i*verse.

Bands with "Black" &/or "Wolf" in their name, save Blacks Flag & Sabbath, & Los Lobos.

Nepotism is a real spur to advancement.

I anxiously await Matt Damon's Academy Award winning performance in the bio-pic.

Don't judge a man by what he calls his junk.

Sine of the times.