We commit your mortal remains to the bosom...

He also thought Ichiro was German, not Japanese. Dan wanted to get into porn, but with his small penis, knew he'd have to do speciality shoots... Pee-porn here he came then. But wrong country.

Wait a second! Tony's not in Spain.

@ScientificMapp: You're arular mash-up genius.

What a beautiful way to day.

Also: if you frequent Landmark Theatres, you've prolly seen the Stella Artois ads that run at the front of the trailer-packs. Latest has two tandem bicyclists eschewing the race — they were leading, even after a flat-tire — for two pints of Stella. Rick does a fair rendition... His large teeth subbing for the one…

@FlashIsBack: & getting into ticklefights with Ichiro!

@Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre: Photographer lady might have had a mustache, but I don't think she was swinging a pink propellor downstairs.

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Close. Hair pie, actually.

@GoyToTheWorld: "The Mercedes-Benz is just a regular car in most foreign countries, & only in America is it a luxury ride to the ignorant ones". — Kool Keith (as Blakk Elvis)

@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: I fudged up. Getting banned, & confusing left & "not left".

Right temple, chest, left temple. Just like how you read in the East.

@Quake 'n' Shake: & it wasn't Christine Hefner's mismanagement that has poised Playboy for bankruptcy — it's Craggs's scorn, since the Anna Nicole pictorial in the first issue following her overdose.

@Bobby Big Wheel: So, now I just have to get rich. That should be...

@The Vermonster: The operative motivation is (was) his 36 years against her 20. She was not a runway model, but 16 years younger, fresh... You mean you wouldn't consider it?

@Quake 'n' Shake: Actually, he replaced Robin Crosby on guitar, in a reconstituted RATT, after Crosby's death from complication of AIDS.

@MalibuJuice: Multimillions will stave off AIDS. You just learned that?

Enanitos Muertos.

@The Sports Hernia: I read it as "Gary Busey" at first blush... Now, that would be an interesting guest-editor situation.

@Stev D: How economical of him!