Just saw Cheri — I know, I know — & couldn't help but imagine a Deadspin Movie-Nite Pants Party (but given the Emeritus's dreams of movie criticism, might not be far off) & J-No intermittently bellowing "Whores!" toward the screen.

If this means more Dick Button on colour commentary — TRUtv still airs courtroom live-feeds, I assume, & prolly with commentary — then I am four square in favour.

@the guru god of ganja: I love Mandy Moore, but Brooklyn as the rebound from MM is a major step-up. Meanwhile, Ms Moore ends up with Ryan Adams.

@TopesWin: What if we were to find out John Roddick had Indian last nite, since John likes his boogers spicy?

I'll be getting the popcorn ready for Hamiton's inevitable East St. Louis relapse.

"Kool" Keith Thornton is suing Keith Norfleet for theft of schtick.

@Thats_Juan_Lucky_Pierre: The sequel to The Girlfriend Experience to star Steve Garvey & Stevie Hart.

@BuddyGuyMontag: "Banging on the door" prolly means striking with fist, as well verbally requesting for it be open. But we'll never know. It's Norfleet's word against a (non-sentient) Tennessee door.

@What Would Tim Tebow Do?: Needs more cocaine.

@Avalanche of Rockie Bronco Nuggets: @1980 David Bowie From The Music Video Ashes To Ashes: @BruschisBrewsky: I lollered. Puts the idea of such as a "Madden Curse" at its extreme. Curses, generally, reflect death; at least, grievous bodily injury. (& someone tearing an Achilles's & being out for one season does not…

@Karlifornia: I was thinking more it demonstrates the futility of in-home weapons caches. But yours works, too. I guess.

Super Bowl 34 was the last memorable game before Tyreeeli's & Plax's heroics. Much respect, Steve.

@Proverbial: @SpandexEnthusiast: Perhaps Proverbial was thinking SM signed to back up Brady in New England.

The Hawai'i Bureau of Investigation better get to work on its quippage. I suggest approaching this man for advice.

@RootingForTheMeteor: Better than what Daulerio said to Mr Jayhawk, with the reformulation of comments, "Pete, chuck the Baby!"

@DeepFriar: Vieques sera sera.

@Bobby Big Wheel: You're on the Marquis de Lafayette with that quip.

@NordoftheBlings: I would have thought, with Oregon voters approving physician-aided suicide, that Dr. Jack would have relocated.

@Kid Canada: Larry King was... THE MENTALIST!

@One Sack, Two Sack: The Raptors cheer-squad are the Helens of Troy.