@chilltown: I think Candace Parker Secret Lover should go in solo, a la Ned.

@Bea Hate Me: Zerloni's behind is not Flavia Zoccari's, but it's still something. So don't front... Just fap.

@I Party With Smoot: What, no hidden cam feed from the upstairs apartment?

@Pesti-Esti: If only Daulerio were a chocolatier...

@Goulet: Saw Rickey at the Pfister in Milwaukee, April '93, reclined in a chair with a drink (might have been just water, or soda). & thirteen years later saw Dan Gadzuric leaving a late showing of The Interpreter.

@Return of DaOtter: Sounds as much like the Arrested Development fanboys — note: nothing on which David Cross, et. al., appear can be that funny (chuckle-worthy, sure, but uproarious, hell no) — & those who long for the drugs-bloated walking-corpse of John Belushi (i.e. old school SNL was as hit 'n' miss as more…

In ten years, fifteen years, we'll be remembering Deadspin like we remember SASSY & The State: "ohg, theyg wereg dat fungy".

Krzyzewski should return to Chicago & coach the Bulls.

@UpstateUnderdog: Texaco still around? You can pick up a moonlighting gig there, get (a) star back.

The Hold Steady. Cheap Trick on Hot Dish.

@bighead82: That's an interesting take on Jackson Pollock.

@Steve U: Twelve years olds, dudes.

Found this linked at [www.talkingpointsmemo.com] (y'know, Mo's new hang-out) of all places. Pretty sweet, too. I was expecting something like Mark Kozelek's morose reimaginings of AC/DC, but it's actually lively, particularly in the piano plinking, for being depressive. (Then again, the original was, as well.)

@milovoo: Stanford's band has challenged W&M's to pistols at dawn.

@BullfightsOnAcid: I'm dying over here.

@The Governor: +1 Hand... Or the other, if you want something a little different.

@Torgo's Executive Powder: Anal?

@USA2Mexico0: How much of the tendency of USMNT players to get ejected is a product of actual malicious tackling, as opposed to reputation for same? It seems a lot of this stems from Oguchi Onyewu, & the last five years or so — but even in that case, is it that he's a violent player, or that he's like 6'3" & 230#? So,…

@Skating Tomato: Everyone knows that someone like Mariotti prefers a rose wine to a beer blonde.

Couldn't we just have Benny Feilhaber shit-talk Kaka or Ronaldinho, a la Materazzi to Zidane, in the hope of taking the player out of the game & the rest of the team off theirs?