PAGALE A RICKY.

@JimEverettsPhantomSack: They're not offering food, but there still will be daily runs to Pike's Place Market to pick up octopus.

I still want to see the head of Tursten Frings on a platter.

Now let's see if the video comes true, with Zombie Jacko terrorizing our cities & towns.

@SuccessBot: +2 Titties on the Glass

@That-Dude: Likewise. Pretty sure I got the star elsewhere... But the ninjas find no quarrel in undoing other editorals's work. Mercenaries, right?

@LosOsosdeChicago: Oddly, so does an native Texan I know who roots for Notre Dame & neither of the big two (UT or A&M). He does root for the Cowboys, though.

Footy fan DUANERS: was Spain's first mistake putting/keeping Iker Casillas in goal? Never been a fan, dating to his time as a 19 years old greenhorn in the Real goal in 2000...

@HoustonNuttsPhoneBill: Not that rape is funny, at all, but the pursuit of the criminal, in the early 90s, was laughable. The cops only got him after an homeless guy staked out gas-stations looking for single male drivers of a car of the same type as the suspect. & then the deputies got the rapist in an high-speed…

@HoustonNuttsPhoneBill: Almost as inept in adultery as the sheriffs were in catching the North Charleston rapist.

Trevor Time.

@Matt Sussman: Commenting yourself to live.

@MopUpReliever: But he's shaken hands with Dave Pirner, which is like getting to third base with Winona Rider.

@crazyjoedavola: & Greg Kinnear in Flash of Genius should have won an Oscar.

@ClintonPortishead: My physicist brother — who also, by the by, actually did win (some of) Ben Stein's money (suck it, Emeritus!) — is guffawing.

@92BuickLeSabre: It's a hoot that Chang & Eng owned slaves. Cannot get over it.

@Sonar Jose: Do not knock Ms Grey. Otherwise, I will launch jizhad on you.

@Jews For Purple Jesus: +1 (since I like to floss when I'm "down there")

@Chuck Knoblockhead: Phil's always been more a Dharma Bum.

@X-tacle: As a Knicks fan, Spike Lee cannot believe a true Knickerbocker turned taile & ran to the loving embrace of, first, Jordan, & then Shaq &/or Kobe.