@bighead82: Deadspin Commenter just pawn in foreplay leading to Smoky Tornado. Which one of Will's ex's is going to get it tonite?

@Steve U: Homer Simpson must be moonlighting. Is there a Springfield, New Jersey?

@Kid Canada: Did Eddie Vedder predict TIVO? Check the shirt...

Me thinks 10 pm PDT, same as most Twitter upgrade start-times, & such. Also.

@StevePerryPsychOut: CIA? Mossad? MI-6?

@The Artie Lange Gunsmith Intern: Honestly, they shouldn't have to tip-toe around the Adenhart situation. They can't make light of it — though since the question pertains as much to Ervin Santana, et. al., as Adenhart — but to act as though the loss is so much greater, in baseball terms, is ridiculous. Especially…

@DumpsterDining: Charlie Villanueva has tweeted his support. Solidarity forever!

@The Boy Wonder: They should employ the slow-down strategy of the Italians. Ugly, but it wins Cups. & that's all that matters to my big nosed brethren.

@One Sack, Two Sack: No. He's just into pee-play, but unlike R. Kelly, Lance is classy about it.

@GW06: Joyce Carol Oates writes a mean boxing story, still.

Oh, VJ Kennedy — where have you gone? & now that you're prolly 45 — though, that's comparatively jejune to Kurt Loder's seventy-something self — are you still beautiful?

@Muggs Bigglesworth: Actually, aren't those Crips & Bloods colours? Is Suge Knight going to be at the game?

@Girls Love the Duck: Would you now?

@businessorleisure: Kobe asked when he saw them, "Was that a Chevy '69?"

@Disco Choo: I was close. & excluding a documentary about the term, I think I've ok. Who has seen the other, original film above Casino on that list?

Venus & Serena were at home filming with R. Kelly.

@Karlifornia: You need to find a way to get Robert Stack there to read the eulogy, as well. Hologram technology gotten to that point yet?

@Karlifornia: I always cheer for the handicapped. Having two first names is not easy.

@Juancho: Throwing flour on a fat-girl?

Scorsese to shoot a Trojans basketball documentary, in hope of breaking the record for most f-bombs in a film (currently held by Casino).