@bighead82: Where's my purse?

@Sarah Schorno: Hogwarts reopens cinematically in a month.

Wearing a Tigers hat. Guess if your rep cannot get past the melee in Auburn Hills, you ought to embrace it.

This is the North African revenge for what was said to Zidane at the '06 Final.

While Sir Mix-a-Lot likes big butts, baseball is a more fickle lover. Dontrelle needs to streamline if he expects to get taken back into the warm embrace of success.

@Chairman_Meow: Even when you live on the right side of 8 Mile Road?

Mandarich was inspired by fellow MSU alum Dashiell to go into porn. He figured it was a growth industry if even someone from East Lansing could pull it off.

@One Sack, Two Sack: I have a long-ago acquaintance in Seoul, teaching English (what American isn't, though?), & assume she's still there. Therefore, I doubt any bombs will be dropping on on the ROK anytime soon. She gets the Korean media, & knows what's what. No poor taste, then... Just funny.

@Orr's crabapples: If you've got the poison, then we've got the REMETEE, REMETEE.

@Quake 'n' Shake: @Rozelle's Bagman: I anxiously await ESPN: After Dark's installment of "Pubie Watch". What kind of pelvic coiffure do you think Lukas enjoys?

@jwaves2007: I'm high off of drugs I ain't never even done yet.

@crazyjoedavola: When they made their deal with the Devil, Rose agreed to gambling addiction, Boggs to philandering, & Tony Gwynn to getting fat. Then Rickey Henderson signed off on it, & the three got to play long enough to stroke 3.000. Rickey? He got paid.

@THEGINOCIMOLICONSPIRACY: Bobby Ross?

@Orr's crabapples: But I don't even smoke reefer. Never have.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Shades of "My Name Is..." — I like.

At what point will the Hall voters have to relent & let high-achieving PED perps into the sanctum santorum at Cooperstown?

@X-tacle: Doc Ellis approves from the great beyond.

@Cuck the Fubs: Bart Giamatti, who banned Pete Rose, was a religious Stern listener (per son, Paul).

He's wearing Astros togs, but we know the Emeritus included that photo as a dig at the Phillies, Daulerio, & the release of the hounds (in the guise of Ninjas).

@ScientificMapp: Still makes sense. Needs to be inconsonanted.