@AndOnTheDrums...: Tesco Vee will do the show in exchange for a "Japanese rice-rocket".

@I_Like_Rabbits: You have to admit, though, you don't expect someone from Burlington, Wisc., to be banging starlets. Outside of Romo, I think President Logan (24) is the most famous Burlingtonian.

@Logobot: What about that shirt-tail Kennedy who died within weeks* of Sonny?

@DeepFriar: +1 Kinky Kelly + 1 Sexy Stud

@StanGable: Who would have thought the funniest guy in that spot would end up being Kevin Nealon?

@Chris Hanson's Axe: Queef!

@UpstateUnderdog: Could have pulled that off in Milwaukee last year... Alack!

Go, tay!

@StevePerryPsychOut: Also: Paul Lo Duca, Jesus Colome, & Ronnie Belliard.

@AugieOjedaFanClub: The Knicks hadn't just born to the Conference Final, as the Bucks had. Remember: the Bucks got to an Eastern Conference Game 7 with Ray Allen, Glenn Robinson, & Sam Cassell as their "big three". Anybody other than Mason prolly puts them over the top. But George Karl did what George Karl does — he…

@Muggs Bigglesworth: Turkoglu. We're talking Anthony Mason destroying the Bucks money, here.

@bondjunkie: I could think of many, many things I would prefer to watch suicide girls &/or Suicide Girls do, other than roller-derby.

@chilltown: That's one of those big words, like Dennis Miller was supposed to bring to MNF, right?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: I wasn't thinking in Roman Numerals — this isn't the Super Bowl, after all — so I had thought Phil had converted from Buddhism to Islam.

@StevePerryPsychOut: I think Gawker is retrenching. I have noticed more cross-commenting, from other editors at other sites within the network, & a more obvious presence of both the current DS ed & the Emeritus. Deadspin — & perchance, Gawker as an whole — is becoming more the indie-hipster circle-jerk that many have…

@One Sack, Two Sack: It's more a Chocolate Twinkee than a Pudding Pop, though.

@The S.P.O.R.T.S. Cam: With a cut-block & smile, Hines'll do Derek like the fire did Jeter the Dog.

@DaveWannstache: & it would look like the cover of the new Dinosaur Jr. album.

@Karlifornia: Or just Houston.

Seattle is just disgusted with all pro sport. It's nothing personal toward hockey — though one of Stern's henchman being in charge doesn't help — & will clear up once Jim Mora, Jr., hoists a Lombardi trophy.