@JohnCocktosten: It's quite a Rice Riot during the Houston College Baseball Derby.

Rayner Noble went to the Joe Mikulik Managerial Skills session.

& Green Bay fans will know how Mark Chmura's teenage victim felt.

@DorkimusPrime: Only works on 11 years old boys in Pittsburgh.

@ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: Shigeo!

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Is Youghoon not crazy enough? Clearly, Y. is the Deadspin version of Wonkette's Nadine.

So, Berger gets call out, but Jeff Reed comes away unscathed?

@X-tacle: Nina Hartley disagrees. So does Ron Jeremy.

@Hatey McLife: Who's giving to who, though? Or are you referring to simultaneous, mutual reinfection?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: At the very least, Pink Floyd.

@theheckle: Also known as CSPAN: Classic. On tonite's installment, we bring you Strom Thurmond's epic 25 hours filibuster....

@Dany Heatley Speedwagon: Says Dany Heatley Speedwagon.

@Theodore Donald Kerabatsos: Sadly, the Bears got Cutler. But Minnesota might be interested...

@Searching for Derek Fisher: You just broke our little punning social, Mr Metric.

John Fogerty, as covered by Andre Williams.

Didn't this happen to Tim Roth in Gridlock'd?

The Josh Hancock Parallel grows stronger & stronger.

@high school mascot: Eh, UNESCO is their title sponsor. I don't think arms-races go well with that.

@Steve U: The FAILBOT hates soccer even more than the "soc-cer?" crowd, so your plea falls on deaf ears.

@OokieDookie: +2 Missionaries at Your Door