Mixing business with leather.

It's so cold in the C.

@The S.P.O.R.T.S. Cam: Dinklage owns us. Respect!

New coach: Lou Piniella.

Fuck the Bruins! Cock!

What were the odds of finding a good Jewish girl on a smutty dating show? Ryan would have a better chance prying Joanna Angel from James Deen...

@BigTenObsession: Will's, what, 32? 33? I thought I recalled learning AJ was a bit older, but I figured that meant old enough to be President, or a year or two beyond that.

@Torgo's Executive Powder: +No. 1

@Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: More a Jesus Christ pose. Guess Soundgarden's popular in Spain, then.

@Michael Dukakis the cautiously optimistic Mets fan: OAKTOWN, baby!

@TheOnlyNetsFan: Benson & Stabler?

@BruschisBrewsky: Jesus!

@Jefferson Tardship: The Legend of Clinton Portishead lives!

Corns turned brown

Better oil up that Rusty Filter before inserting Dick Pole.

@BruschisBrewsky: That means Anna Benson will be under the table & giving handies?

@Chuck Knoblauch Throwing Error: +1 Reel Big Fish cover

Leinart got the Remetee. The Remetee.

@G.G.: Are you're nipples really brown... because that means you're pregnant.

Shooting soon: Grumpiest Old Man.