@StevePerryPsychOut: The Coment Ninja Squad is the Stasi, so...

@Pesti-Esti: True. I did keep us from a plague of Upper Midwest "vanguardists" — save the editor at the time — when I curtly replied to My Nemesis, upon seeing his response in an "About Last Nite" comment thread, "You cannot be serious". He at first thought I was referring to his critique of Francisco Cordero as…

@contains_hot_liquid: But then what we do to insult the Yankees?

@Hockeymom: That's the point. When Travolta joined up, his first films were the Look Who's Talking series. (Also featuring Kirstie Alley. & she a Scientologist too. Is LWT propaganda, just like Battlefield Earth*?) We could so get Shaq in, just on the strength of Ka-Zaam... & with Blue Chips, he actually exceeds…

I think we need to use Shaq as a double-agent to finally bring Scientology down. Shoot it for film too, a docudrama.

@TheOnlyNetsFan: DUAN is as dead as Dewon Brazelton's arms?

@Yinka Double Dare: Threesome? Foursome?

I mean, his last few film roles havn't done much, but this is an hell of a way for Stephen Root to remain in the public eye. He should just try wrestling donkeys, again.

@Come a little Miroslav Klose You're My Kind of Man: *shaken

@Starburied: You've shaking me to my core.

@BruschisBrewsky: With the speed of web generations, it is difficult, sometimes, to toe the line between stasis & progress. I think, by & large, Gawker Media has done a good job of it. I have had quibbles over commenting — not so much the "where the fork is the preview?" (which I either never used, or did not have…

If this weren't timed to the D-Day commemoration, the guard would have surrendered. But sometimes, you have another legacy to uphold.

@schultz_knows_nothing: Indoor soccer's St. Louis Steamers are here for you, when you have insurance or medical problems. Relocated saliva glands, Chimpanzee acne, Moose bumps. They're here for you.

@BruschisBrewsky: & I am puzzled by the vanquished commenters griping at their new home away from home that Daulerio is a bad writer in over his head (in having to replace a "legend"). Funny, nobody said that when AJD was the Oddsmaker, or announced as Leitch's successor.

Down with The Sadness.

@HochuliApology: I think you'll prolly get that, too, if you keep taking about the Ninjas.

+1 eye

@Julius_Seizure: Doubtful she'd have testicles to which to rig her harness, though. & even a pronounced camel-toe prolly wouldn't suffice.

@blogdown: I think croquet is none more white.

@TheOnlyNetsFan: An high-tech lynching!