The INTERNET: Serious fuckin' business.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: There also is no Mekhi Phifer.

@feb31st: Yes. It actually has a story, so right there, not very Apatovian. Add actors who are not hammy, & you really have something.

& not one "NO ONE DENIES THIS!" — I feel let-down.

@Chillin-at-the-Halladay-Inn: Explains why the Giants signed Ryan Klesko a few years back.

@One Sack, Two Sack: Not so much. Why do you think he left Baltimore for San Francisco?

@NextStopPottersville: Didn't one of those "faggots" get to date Taylor Swift, only to dump her for Camille Bell?

@Casey Brock: Those people ain't seen a brown-skinned man since they shot Joey Porter's dog.

@Barry Lutz: Have you heard his solo alum from '05, or some such? Tell me he's a genius then.

@Arsenio Billingham: Ad. LaRoche has the benign ADD, though. If it were really bad, he'd be texting pictures of guns to his baby-mothers.

@bigredgambler: So, you've seen Hirshey's pictures of Will & Daulerio that he used to low-ball the advance for God! Save the Fan.

Stacey Augmon: Now his bookie's going to be pissed that they didn't cover.

Escargot

@SteveJeltzFan: They also didn't have about a score of kids, as Bobby did.

@This.Is.Malcolm: Isn't the Nats stadium not so far from Anacostia?

@GorgeForeman: Just got a memo from BP: Break the pressure. Come play my game, I'll test ye. Psychomatic... addict... INSANE!

@Joe Slice: I like her style. Little lower, though.

@HockeyMountain: Nate's got a new face. (Nate's got a new face.)

@SideAngleSide: Ok, Hamilton.

@GoSpeedRacistGo: I'd rather go to "Look at this Hipster f[or]king".