@OhNoonan: Clemens's butt boil(s) don't get him on that list?

@The_Gooch: I'm on an island in the sun, in fact.

@David Hume: Smoking tobacco out of a cauldron, or confusing reefer with Winston (my favourite cigarette brand-name)?

My father ran into Eayrs buying snacks at Walgreen's. True story. The store posted a record sales day.

@savedbypurplejesus: I don't want to wade into this.

@Clare: I think it's more AJ was more deeply affected by his meeting with the Hipster Grifter than he would like to admit.

@RickNashEquilibrium: Tongue in cheek vs. tongue on one's buddy's taint is the difference between the writer & the Manshee she described.

@Muggs Bigglesworth: If she's a senior (to be), I am supposing she was born in '88. & her middle name is Marilyn (as in Quayle).

@Kid Canada: Ballsy move. Any commenters that annoy, I let the irksomeness slowly eat at my soul. You just come out with it.

@ZombieGhostsoftheSCUpcountry: So, I presume you hated your area's edition of "PopsicleGirl"... But only because she wouldn't deign to have sex with you.

@SomewhereOverDwayneBowe: I have found I can work with all shapes & sizes, from those on the order of Tom Brady's slam-piece to Leonard Nimoy's artful nudes.

@SideAngleSide: You & I. Dueling pistols at dawn. For the lady's honour.

@MitchKayak: Don't make Vanessa go Full Chola. Please, don't.

@Silent_Q: Listen, you: I, for one, am not going to tell the Editor how his ass tastes.

@ErnestGrahamGoesToVoluntaryMin...: Awesome.

@UkraineNotWeak: DeadSeaSports.is?

@BruschisBrewsky: All the Unitarian Universalists I've known have been pacifists. Smug, too. But not violent. At least, not physically violent.

@Hatey McLife: +1 pair aviator glasses

@Stev D: Segolene Royal lost. Unless you mean Carla Bruni, who's only married to the President of France.

@Hatey McLife: +64"