@Rob Iracane: Basta ya al Imperialismo!

@Weed Against Speed: I still say Tracy Austin got the better end of the post-tennis stick, of those two.

@Hit Bull Win Steak: But delivery from the front or back?

@Mr.Boh: Damnit.

@Laser Guided: With that intelligence, should have taken the American Cannibus Test & gotten to go to Harvard.

The most invasive facial trauma in close proximity to an LBJ since November '63.

@One Sack, Two Sack: Sometimes, I think that story is more amazing than Dock Ellis's acid no-no.

@Kid Canada: I prefer Arterton, among Britons named Gemma that feature on the pages of Hello!.

@Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: "Dear Mr Morgan, You are a ballplayer. You cannot read. This will not be read to you..."

@Kid Canada: He was really fanning 'em, sure.

@David Hume: I believe for this we should adopt the Dutch name for the sport: honkball.

@Detlef Schrempf and White Wine: What a drag!

Like a Smiths album cover.

@Stev D: He's still tied up with the Scientologists. He'll get to Lyn when he gets to him.

@The Fan's Attic: It sounds better in Rilke's original German, no?

Letterman is the knowing rube that makes the Coastal late-nite viewers remember why they don't live in "fly-over" country. Leno told jokes.

Orwell approves.

Too bad Ankiel didn't think of this in 2000... Though it did pave the way to him joining La Russa's Roid Warriors line-up.

@seldomused: Reggie Jackson, after '86, there was a new Straw in town. One with an hankering for cocaine. So, yes, you can move along...

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Personally, I favour being subject to the editorial's caprice.