Brutus Buckeye, it was really nothing.

Putsch comes to shove, SI always caves.

Half of my college bowl team is gay, anyway... Now, the rest of us are gay*, too.

I would like to engage in consensual relations with that blonde-haired wit in the photograph above.

Tu tambien, pendeja, si trata de acercarme. La policia tendran que perseguirme. Dos bolas en tu culo, es como vas a fallecer, como un culero embustido.

@Wolf Blitzer: Put him in the booth for the Finals. With Madden retired, we are down a man toward are fatties with telestrating pens quota.

@Rickey_Fitts: Deadspin was down a Yankees rooter after Iracane left. As well, Daulerio wanted to lessen the Phillies-Mets sniping before it rose to the level of cookie-sheets, so he brought in a Yankees-supporting Dukie to remind who the real enemy is.

@mikedrawcar: Considering Langston Hughes & Wm Burroughs spent much of their dotage in Lawrence, & that a certain girl named Stan married a man from Kenya & made a U.S. president, nothing of Kansas can surprise. Except Bob Dole doing Viagra ads — never anticipated that.

@Gourmet Spud: @MattinglysSideburns: The reply led me to remember the event to which Spud alluded. So, +1 to each of you.

@What Would Tim Tebow Do?: Viva la chingada!

@Lloyd McClendon Caught Stealing: That's when the team's games become like Watley's dental office, no?

@Sculptor?!? I just met her!: Smelling of crusted-over semen is liveable?

@Ailanthus-altissima: But one day, he'll be a Gayrilla Biscuit.

If @Doug Dascenzo's Only Fan: If travelling thru Romania on summers, as would seem to be the case, do a day or three in Vama Veche. For history, Sibiu, Sighisoara, & Brasov offer chances to do a bit of walking in the footsteps of Tepes ("Dracula"). & Timisoara was the first city to revolt against the Communists, so if…

@MrRedDevil: Oh, the Azulgrana are the tits... [I] Definitely should follow them more thoroughly.

@MrRedDevil: What can I say? FC Barcelona has had a thing for Dutch Ovens.

@MrRedDevil: The van Gaal of you, for that typo.

@Chris Hanson's Axe: I could share of getting the most massive hard-on of my life, just from a cute girl serving me cold pizza on one of my last nite's at college.

@HoustonNuttsPhoneBill: Love it. I have heard "Some couches pull out, we don't" at trivia. Such names must get around... Like allusions to SNL Celebrity JEOPARDY!

@mikedrawcar: My oldest students in Romania are wrapping their first year at university. I taught them in seventh grade.